O.o

nurse: we'll just dilate your right eye.

...

eye doctor: your eye is perfect. i don't see anything.

me: [crickets]

dr.: it looks just like it did when you were here last month, there's nothing wrong.

me: so ... just ignore the spot i see?

him: yeah, basically.

uhhh ... victory?



and as my dad said, 'thank you for your co-pay.'

enjoy your weird eyes!